May 2012
unfortunately-i:
jankyass:
4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone
4 minutes try a whole hour
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
tranniesandgrannies:
If you don’t press play. You will regret it for the rest of your life.
me: gets out of shower
me: sits in front of computer wrapped in towel for 30 minutes
im so hungry but I don’t want to be weak.
tourist: could you give us directions to olive garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual italian restaurant.
2boys1cup:
the only thing i can turn on is my computer
pyrex-vision:
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
Imagine someone you like, likes you back
harryshotmeouttathesky:
2 days without food.
Anonymous asked: you are so beautiful <3 i know it is hard to lose weight but i am one skinny bch who eats like a pig but never gets fat.. dw about the things your mom says or what other people say. dont fake a smile or laugh when they say thinks like that and say 'i know..'. Tell them that if they're gonna say not nice things, then they should keep it to themselves. fuck what everybody thinks...
jenngofett:
baybeeabzzxo:
Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap
will smith is fully perfect.
Omfg. Love.
bonersword:
do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed up against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to stop feeling guilty
i-o-u-a-fall:
chroniclesofpanem:
tunadeluna:
ninejuanjuan:
bromofasho:
nigga-chan:
nicoosuxx:
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
beatricebaudelaires:
All of New York’s hottest clubs
ALL THE AWARDS TO WHO MADE THIS.
dinuguan:
nuclearbummer:
this is my new favorite video Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)
New favorite thing to say when disappointed.