March 2012
I like being fed cherries what?
February 2012
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Watcheuphonicc:
tokyosluts:
powermuffgirls:
oh my GOD
omfg crying
BAHAHAHHA dead
A crush →
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what other girls do with their crush -
what i do with my crush -
what a funny blog
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Anonymous asked: Hi. You don't know me very well,but I sure know you. There isn't a moment that passes where I don't think about you,and how you'd feel about what i'm doing. I want our hands to be intertwined as I gently kiss you in the moonlight and softly whisper in your hear how much I love you. You mean the world to me and if you'd only notice me I'd make you feel like a...
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Anti-Climactic Hunger Games
Katniss: *Dies at the Cornucopia*
That moment when one of your body parts fall... →
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And it feels like this afterwards:
If a king farts
brittaneyamber:
is it considered a noble gas?
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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Sneeze while on my period,
SHIT THE HOOVER DAM BROKE.
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The giant book I have, "Harry Potter Page To...
seriously this is incredible.
this will be the secret to my success.
when I’m famous and someone asks me where I learned it all I will just say “I read this giant 30 pound book 249248240920948230984092 times.”
