ingroan:

I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie

burgrs:

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 

vaspim:

If you want people to stop downloading music illegally why would you give it such a badass name like “pirating” fuck yea I’m a pirate

j0hnlemm0n:

skills i have mastered

• not texting back

• procrastinating

• eating copious amounts of food in one setting

• painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler

• sleeping a lot

• being single

theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

beyoncespenis:

#THIS FUCKING POST IS MY FAVOURITE OF ALL TIME

(Source: gobrunetteniall)

mitunathehelicaptor:

i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me

(Source: s0uleaterevans)